I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
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