I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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