All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
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