Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
Drake has all the answers
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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