I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
false alarm, still single
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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