my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
