Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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