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This girl is more easily done than said...
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
Randomize
