Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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