I'm drive I can fine osifer
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
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