Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Swine flu is the new snow day.
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
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