We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
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