you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
new low: my hungover self just mistook bacon grease for mashed potatoes. worst. mistake. ever.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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