Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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