a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
Randomize
