Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
Its about making memories worth repressing
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
Randomize
