I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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