I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
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