I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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