Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
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