no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
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