I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
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