I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
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