I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
We left an ass print on the piano.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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