so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
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