You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
Randomize
