yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
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