So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
Who died my cat blue again?
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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