Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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