There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
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