Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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