dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
she told me i tasted like america
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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