I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
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