The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
i out mim tonsoeep
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