im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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