Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
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