im about as happy as oj after his trial
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
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