I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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