love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I just gift wrapped bread.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
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