I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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