there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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