i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
porn star boner night. come get it.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
Randomize
