yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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