last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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