Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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