Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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