she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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