Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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