im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
Just pee around me
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
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