Bisexual people are plain selfish.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
This is my gift to your gina
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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