Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
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