I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
Come see our sink grown plant.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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