your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
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