About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Your christmas gifts are already wrapped, how on top of my shit am I?
I'm hungover as fuck and had to break into my own house by throwing a cinder block through my back door at 4am. You're more on top of your shit than me.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
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